Fourth of July

I was sitting around yesterday thinking--contemplating the meaning of life--and while I didn’t have an epiphany about man’s purpose on earth, I did decide that if I were to create a new and perfect holiday it would be complete with fireworks, hot dogs, burgers, Budweiser and most importantly, a healthy heaping of freedom! Then I realized that I'd just described the Fourth of July. Oh boy, did I feel foolish...