Homeless Court submissions are due today. It reminds me a bit of college finals as people scramble to get their applications in before the deadline. Oh yeah, I really should’ve read all eight books assigned this semester…Oh yeah, I should really get that misdemeanor cleared up. Very similar.
For the second time I’d like to say good-bye to last year’s SVdP JV Mike Tyler. After helping us out at the men’s center for a few more weeks he’s leaving on Friday and moving on to bigger and better things in San Fran and I wish him well.
Currently, we haven’t yet secured a new men’s center director, so starting Monday I’ll be taking a slightly larger role.
Speaking of roles, the Seldom Seen Acting Company that is comprised entirely of homeless men is heading to Kentucky over the weekend for an acting competition. So break a leg, guys. No, break two!
Speaking of really bad jokes, as the ultimate sign of respect for Mike Tyler I’ve prepared a short little roast:
What can I say about Mike? Well, he’s a pretty trustworthy fellow…for a guy with two first names!
We really hope he has time to come back and visit us at the men’s center from time to time…for a shower!
Mike Tyler’s so stupid it takes him two hours to watch 60-Minutes and 13-months to complete a JV year…
As a token of our appreciation we’ve prepared a special little 1,000-plate farewell luncheon in his honor…so Mike, walk around the building and get in line for the dining hall!
Best of luck—you’re going to need it—and don’t let the door hit you on your way out…because I like you too much and wouldn’t want that to happen.
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